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     hotjenjen69 – Instant Message

          amber_meddy2001
amber_meddy2001: hello
hotjenjen69: sup!!!!
amber_meddy2001: how ru
amber_meddy2001: asl
amber_meddy2001: plz
hotjenjen69: 18/F/OHH
amber_meddy2001: ohh means wat
hotjenjen69: WAT
hotjenjen69: ‘??
amber_meddy2001: wat is ur location
hotjenjen69: OH
hotjenjen69: OH
amber_meddy2001: where is it
hotjenjen69: O H I O
amber_meddy2001: ok
amber_meddy2001: so wat u do
BUZZ!!!
hotjenjen69: noo u tell ME first.. wat U do LOL
amber_meddy2001: i m a doctor
hotjenjen69: wat kinda dr
amber_meddy2001: i m a gynacologist
hotjenjen69: u mean jinacologist ROFL
amber_meddy2001: wat is rofl
BUZZ!!!
hotjenjen69: rollin out (to) food lion
amber_meddy2001: no
BUZZ!!!
hotjenjen69: seriously what the fuck
hotjenjen69: you have buzzed me like 3 times
amber_meddy2001: sorry
hotjenjen69: you’re going to give me another siezure
amber_meddy2001: oh
hotjenjen69: i swear to god one night my friend pranked me and got liek his guild to buzz me, like all of a sudden 40 buzzes come up
hotjenjen69: next thing u kno im on the floor in a pile of my drool
amber_meddy2001: oh sorry i will not buzz u ok
hotjenjen69: so wen i say wat u do, i mean wat u do liek rite now
hotjenjen69: wat u do
amber_meddy2001: i m a doctor
hotjenjen69: U R DOCTOR RITE NOW?
amber_meddy2001: i m studing
amber_meddy2001: and wat about u
hotjenjen69: no i mean. *sigh* WAT U DO
hotjenjen69: RIGHT NOW
hotjenjen69: AT DIS MOMENT
amber_meddy2001: this moment i m chating with u
hotjenjen69: r u m or f?
amber_meddy2001: m
amber_meddy2001: so can i know wat u do
hotjenjen69: i m chatting w/u lol
amber_meddy2001: but wat u do professionally
hotjenjen69: i open clams
amber_meddy2001: oh of wat
hotjenjen69: clams at dat seafood house lol
amber_meddy2001: ok
amber_meddy2001: so do u come for chat daily
hotjenjen69: nah but i douche daily, i know u like dat as a jinacolologist
amber_meddy2001: means u douch
hotjenjen69: ya i douche daily
amber_meddy2001: how
hotjenjen69: with a douchebag
hotjenjen69: you are a jinacolologist and you don’t know how to douche?
amber_meddy2001: i wana know from u
hotjenjen69: well that’s kind of awkward, i’ve always regarded douching as pretty gross
hotjenjen69: kind of on the same level as an enema ya know
hotjenjen69: all that mineral oil going up your ass
hotjenjen69: then when it comes out, oh god the fucking smell
amber_meddy2001: hmmmmmm
amber_meddy2001: i think u like fucking a lot
hotjenjen69: why do you think i douche daily
amber_meddy2001: for pleasure
hotjenjen69: i take it as a male, you have never douched.
hotjenjen69: correct?
amber_meddy2001: hey tell me wat is douching in ur words ok
hotjenjen69: hmmm
hotjenjen69: douching
hotjenjen69: ok so i take the doosh right
hotjenjen69: and i put it in and go SQUISHHHHHHH
hotjenjen69: and magical unicorn juice squirts out and cleans me up with sparkles and glitter and all that rainbow shit
amber_meddy2001: oh
amber_meddy2001: u dont nedd a male for satisfying u
hotjenjen69: not when i have douchebags
amber_meddy2001: but how long will u stay lik that
hotjenjen69: idk long enuff i guess lol… how long have u been a jinocolologist?
amber_meddy2001: oh gud
amber_meddy2001: can i c u
amber_meddy2001: u look quite intresting
hotjenjen69: i thot u can already c me lol
amber_meddy2001: how
hotjenjen69: on my prof duh
amber_meddy2001: no i wna see u on cam
hotjenjen69: i bet u do but u cant ;/ ;/ ;/ ;/ ;/
amber_meddy2001: why
hotjenjen69: cuz i dont have a cam ;/ ;/ ;/ ;/
hotjenjen69: faced
amber_meddy2001: oh
amber_meddy2001: shit
amber_meddy2001: but how u look
hotjenjen69: u can c dat in my prof ;/
hotjenjen69: u kno?
amber_meddy2001: wat
hotjenjen69: WAT
hotjenjen69: i kno u wanna c me n all but u cant do dat so wat u wanna go and do now?
amber_meddy2001: hey i hav seen ur profile
hotjenjen69: i kno lol
amber_meddy2001: if this is ur own pic then i think
amber_meddy2001: u r hot and sexy
amber_meddy2001: and really want u as a sex partner
hotjenjen69: o so u wanna sexes chats?
amber_meddy2001: depends on u
amber_meddy2001: but i feel u will b my perfect sex partner
hotjenjen69: lets see
hotjenjen69: lets just say i went to the jinocolologist
amber_meddy2001: so
hotjenjen69: (this is the part where you are a jinocolololologist)
amber_meddy2001: ok
amber_meddy2001: so welcome madam how ru
hotjenjen69: supe dawg just here to get my jiney inspected
hotjenjen69: sup*
amber_meddy2001: ok u can come inside
hotjenjen69: ok so i sit down in the chair
amber_meddy2001: no u hav to ley down
hotjenjen69: ok so i do dat
amber_meddy2001: so can u plz put off ur clothes of lower half
hotjenjen69: ok i do dat now 2
amber_meddy2001: ok now i wana see the lining of ur vagina
hotjenjen69: okay it’s been a while so it’s probably a mess down there
amber_meddy2001: oh it is looking dark pink and sum blue tinches r there
amber_meddy2001: so do u hav heavy menses last time
hotjenjen69: nah it’s been fuckin dry all year
hotjenjen69: i dont know what to do doc
hotjenjen69: u gotta help me
amber_meddy2001: ok i will give u a pill and a cream that u hav 2 apply on ur pussy for 2 times in a day with a bit of rubbing.
amber_meddy2001: and plz dont douch for sum days it will inhance the problem
hotjenjen69: PUSSY? ur a doctor dont u mean my “vaginal region”?
amber_meddy2001: and do not apply this cream by ur own u come 2 me 2 times in a day and i will put the cream in ur vaginal orifice and vulva ok
hotjenjen69: yes that sounds alot better
hotjenjen69: but can u first show me how it is done?
hotjenjen69: i haven’t applied lotion in some time
amber_meddy2001: ok wait a min 1st i brought that cream
amber_meddy2001: hey i wana show u pic of ur whole genital structure do u wana see it
hotjenjen69: yes of course please
amber_meddy2001: ok
amber_meddy2001: so here is the ur structure
amber_meddy2001: ok
amber_meddy2001: can u see that dark area. between this u hav 2 types of folds u called it major lips and minor lips
amber_meddy2001: hey wat happen dont get scared i will treat u compeltly and u will feel gud after application of cream by me
hotjenjen69: i dont see a pic
amber_meddy2001: wat
hotjenjen69: dat
amber_meddy2001: u cant see that pic
amber_meddy2001: u canceled it
hotjenjen69: ya it was a little box were u tryin to hax my vagina?
amber_meddy2001: so wat u want now
hotjenjen69: some cream on my vadge
amber_meddy2001: r u saving this pic
hotjenjen69: ya
amber_meddy2001: is it saved or proceesing is on
hotjenjen69: i saved it lol
amber_meddy2001: ok
hotjenjen69: it still looks liek a little grey box but my little box isnt grey at all lol
amber_meddy2001: it will b fine
amber_meddy2001: now strech ur legs further i hav 2 apply the cream
hotjenjen69: ok i do dat and u hear *schlop*
amber_meddy2001: ok
amber_meddy2001: now i m rubbing the cream on ur vagina u feel it ok
hotjenjen69: yes i feel it it burns some
amber_meddy2001: ok i will put a coolent
amber_meddy2001: so how is now
hotjenjen69: oh dear god it burns even more
hotjenjen69: help me doc my pussy is burning!
amber_meddy2001: hey dont call it pussy it is not gud word for a doc
amber_meddy2001: call it vagina
hotjenjen69: but its what i call it
amber_meddy2001: hey it has a wound thats why it is burning
hotjenjen69: can u fix it?
amber_meddy2001: ok
amber_meddy2001: but i hav to give u a anesthesial tab
hotjenjen69: wats dat do?
amber_meddy2001: it will unable ur pain sense and u will not feel pain
amber_meddy2001: so how u feeling now
hotjenjen69: i dont feel nething
amber_meddy2001: why
hotjenjen69: i feel kind of sleepy now
hotjenjen69: wat did u give me?
amber_meddy2001: i hav given u a painkiller
hotjenjen69: i feel so tired now like i could just pass out
amber_meddy2001: no u take a sleep now for 1 hour and everything will b all right trust me
hotjenjen69: ok so i fall asleep
amber_meddy2001: hey put on ur cloth 1st
hotjenjen69: im asleep
amber_meddy2001: oh how can i look u in that position
amber_meddy2001: ok i will put on ur cloth
hotjenjen69: Zzzzz
amber_meddy2001: hey jenny wakeup 1 hour has passed
hotjenjen69: i wake up to find that my pussy has been completely raped
amber_meddy2001: wat u telling
amber_meddy2001: it is not right
hotjenjen69: if you wanted to fuck you cuold have at least let me be awake
amber_meddy2001: u r just bleming me for that which i hav not done
amber_meddy2001: if i hav 2 fuck u i will ask u 1st
hotjenjen69: i wonder how it would feel with my burning vagina
amber_meddy2001: i m a professional i cant do such type of crime
hotjenjen69: well who is the one that raped me
hotjenjen69: because i certainly didnt rape myself.
amber_meddy2001: hey it is ur ellution that u got raped
hotjenjen69: you drugged me and raped me!
amber_meddy2001: hey plz dont blame me i didnt even touched u when u got sleep
hotjenjen69: OH MY GOD AND THERe’S SHIT EVERYWHERE
hotjenjen69: WHAT DID YOU DO?!?!?
hotjenjen69: THERe’S SHIT ALL OVER THE WALLS
amber_meddy2001: hey plz stop that stupid talk or i will not handle ur case now
hotjenjen69: what stupid talk? you raped me and smeard what looks like a combination of both mine and your shit all over the walls
hotjenjen69: look im not going to tell anyone alright
hotjenjen69: if you raped me while i was asleep, whatever, i took the bait and i deserved it. for that i am a stupid whore
hotjenjen69: but next time i was thinking maybe i could be awake and we could like, put the shit on the walls…. together
amber_meddy2001: oh grat
hotjenjen69: would u liek that?
amber_meddy2001: hmmmmmm
amber_meddy2001: but i m married
amber_meddy2001: how can i do this
hotjenjen69: i wont tell anyone
amber_meddy2001: no this is not right
hotjenjen69: it feels right
hotjenjen69: it smells right
amber_meddy2001: no plz leave me i cant do this
amber_meddy2001: plz
amber_meddy2001: hey plz dont put off ur clothes
amber_meddy2001: wat u doing
amber_meddy2001: plz
hotjenjen69: i tthrow some shit at your face and squirt some of my infected vaginal excretions on your face
amber_meddy2001: hey plz dont suck it
amber_meddy2001: plz
amber_meddy2001: i m feeling bad
amber_meddy2001: ohhhhhhhhhh
amber_meddy2001: be slow
hotjenjen69: im not sucking anything you douche!
hotjenjen69: do you think i got this infection froum douching so much?
amber_meddy2001: hey forget it now
hotjenjen69: fine im filing a lawsuit and your ass is going to be fired
hotjenjen69: and your jinocolololololololololologist license will be revoked
amber_meddy2001: hmmmmmmmmmm
amber_meddy2001: but hey tell u 1 thing
hotjenjen69: save it for the judge cockfag
amber_meddy2001: i really enjoyed fucking u
hotjenjen69: I KNEW IT
amber_meddy2001: but hey u was also smiling at that time
hotjenjen69: i was having a dream that a gerbil was tickling me
hotjenjen69: and the idea of a gerbil tickling me was funny
hotjenjen69: thats probably all that was
amber_meddy2001: ok
amber_meddy2001: so can i add u
hotjenjen69: yea go for it
hotjenjen69: maybe you can rape me some other time
amber_meddy2001: oh
hotjenjen69: cool so i guess we’ll do that later then
hotjenjen69: well im gonna go fuck my shit it was nice talking to you
hotjenjen69: dat
hotjenjen69: dat
hotjenjen69: dat
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