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Comment Trag fucks his cat - 02/19/07

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Garrett -[S ] – Conversation

To: Garrett -[S ]

Garrett -[S ] says:
but ive taken a few pics, i need more though

the love below (ridin’ dirrty dos) says:
you need to get one of you and a hooker.
Garrett -[S ] says:
meh

the love below (ridin’ dirrty dos) says:
but like, a really ragged, skanky looking on
Garrett -[S ] says:
rofl

the love below (ridin’ dirrty dos) says:
like she’s strung out on crack.
Garrett -[S ] says:
i should just approach hot chicks on the street and be like
Garrett -[S ] says:
yo can i get a picture

the love below (ridin’ dirrty dos) says:
lol

the love below (ridin’ dirrty dos) says:
you might get maced
Garrett -[S ] says:
“yeah for this pose i need you to put your hand down my pants”

the love below (ridin’ dirrty dos) says:
lmao

the love below (ridin’ dirrty dos) says:
so, no condoms or hyperdermic needles yet?
Garrett -[S ] says:
its amazing, i like see a flock of 6-8 hotties walking by and im like
Garrett -[S ] says:
wow this is so much better than carteret
Garrett -[S ] says:
haha
Garrett -[S ] says:
so far as seeing that many at one time

the love below (ridin’ dirrty dos) says:
you saying “hotties” really wigs me out
Garrett -[S ] says:
i was typing shorties
Garrett -[S ] says:
but i backspaced it

the love below (ridin’ dirrty dos) says:
that would’ve freaked me out worse
Garrett -[S ] says:
“girls worthy of receiving trag’s wang”

the love below (ridin’ dirrty dos) says:
rofl

the love below (ridin’ dirrty dos) says:
now you’re just being silly.
Garrett -[S ] says:
i went to A staples today
Garrett -[S ] says:
and found a grey shirt guy
Garrett -[S ] says:
and i was like

the love below (ridin’ dirrty dos) says:
lol
Garrett -[S ] says:
hey
Garrett -[S ] says:
try to sell me a TSP on this printer
Garrett -[S ] says:
(protection plan)

the love below (ridin’ dirrty dos) says:
i figured.
Garrett -[S ] says:
and i sat there and shot the shit with him for like 20 minutes
Garrett -[S ] says:
and got a picture with him lol

the love below (ridin’ dirrty dos) says:
if he was cute you should bring him back for me.

the love below (ridin’ dirrty dos) says:

Garrett -[S ] says:
he wasnt too bad
Garrett -[S ] says:
looked sort of latin/italian
Garrett -[S ] says:
little goatee
Garrett -[S ] says:
you like guys at staples or what?

the love below (ridin’ dirrty dos) says:
what can i say, office supplies make me hot.
Garrett -[S ] says:
what about software and routers?
Garrett -[S ] says:
mmmmmm NETWORK ADAPTERS

the love below (ridin’ dirrty dos) says:
>dies<

the love below (ridin’ dirrty dos) says:
why do you tease me so?
Garrett -[S ] says:
sorry its just how i operate

the love below (ridin’ dirrty dos) says:
do you come with a manual and a protection plan?
Garrett -[S ] says:
ummmm i come with condoms
Garrett -[S ] says:
thats similar to a protection plan

the love below (ridin’ dirrty dos) says:
well alright.

the love below (ridin’ dirrty dos) says:
start talking nerdy to me.
Garrett -[S ] says:
i dont have any right now though

the love below (ridin’ dirrty dos) says:

the love below (ridin’ dirrty dos) says:
not even the robe and wizards hat?
Garrett -[S ] says:
i pull out my magic wand and cast magic missile rank 2 on you
Garrett -[S ] says:
just try not to get me too excited

the love below (ridin’ dirrty dos) says:
where’s the fun in that?
Garrett -[S ] says:
you dont like giving guys blue balls?

the love below (ridin’ dirrty dos) says:
course I do.

the love below (ridin’ dirrty dos) says:
It’s required.

the love below (ridin’ dirrty dos) says:
it’s on pg 8 of the Tease Handbook
Garrett -[S ] says:
there’s a handbook for that shit?

the love below (ridin’ dirrty dos) says:
mmhmm, and i wrote it.
Garrett -[S ] says:
so anyways…. i equip my sword and shield

the love below (ridin’ dirrty dos) says:
lol
Garrett -[S ] says:
hows that for some cockteasing huh huh???

the love below (ridin’ dirrty dos) says:
oh god….where’s the vaseline?!?!!?
Garrett -[S ] says:
i only roll with astroglide or KY, sorry

the love below (ridin’ dirrty dos) says:

the love below (ridin’ dirrty dos) says:
but i ran out this morning..
Garrett -[S ] says:
you dont live far from a store that sells it
Garrett -[S ] says:
you got that pharmacy right across the street

the love below (ridin’ dirrty dos) says:
yeah..lemme go break into the pharmacy from some ky
Garrett -[S ] says:
dont act like it would be the first time

the love below (ridin’ dirrty dos) says:
hey!

the love below (ridin’ dirrty dos) says:
you’re not supposed to talk about that.

the love below (ridin’ dirrty dos) says:
you promised.
Garrett -[S ] says:
im keepin it on the dl
Garrett -[S ] says:
no worries

the love below (ridin’ dirrty dos) says:
you fucking better.

the love below (ridin’ dirrty dos) says:
you can’t act like you weren’t part of that.

the love below (ridin’ dirrty dos) says:
it was your idea to free the kangaroos from the zoo.
Garrett -[S ] says:
i thought it was the giraffese
Garrett -[S ] says:
but whos counting

the love below (ridin’ dirrty dos) says:
the kangaroos were before the giraffes.

the love below (ridin’ dirrty dos) says:
dur.
Garrett -[S ] says:
oh i got it all mixed up with the time we sodomized those boars

the love below (ridin’ dirrty dos) says:
no, you were sodomizing the boars.

the love below (ridin’ dirrty dos) says:
I was being molested by that dude that thought he was george of the jungle.

the love below (ridin’ dirrty dos) says:
fucking a..
Garrett -[S ] says:
guess you blocked out the memories of you with a strap on

the love below (ridin’ dirrty dos) says:
i guess i did.

the love below (ridin’ dirrty dos) says:
was it the purple one?
Garrett -[S ] says:
no it was big and red, you looked like an excited puppy

the love below (ridin’ dirrty dos) says:
did i drop some E?

the love below (ridin’ dirrty dos) says:
i think I did.
Garrett -[S ] says:
speaking of E
Garrett -[S ] says:
i broke out the glowsticks

the love below (ridin’ dirrty dos) says:
you did not.
Garrett -[S ] says:
they didnt get the amusement of watching me “rave” though

the love below (ridin’ dirrty dos) says:
no!

the love below (ridin’ dirrty dos) says:
how could they not?!
Garrett -[S ] says:
i just took them out and turned them on
Garrett -[S ] says:
then went into zach’s room and did a little something where no one could see me

the love below (ridin’ dirrty dos) says:
wtf..

the love below (ridin’ dirrty dos) says:
lol

the love below (ridin’ dirrty dos) says:
stop smoking crack.

the love below (ridin’ dirrty dos) says:
damn
Garrett -[S ] says:
man going back to work is going to be so gay
Garrett -[S ] says:
i need to find some kind of internet job connection up here
Garrett -[S ] says:
did i tell you about the place that needed a menu design?

the love below (ridin’ dirrty dos) says:
you did.

the love below (ridin’ dirrty dos) says:
you should jump on that like a $2 whore jumps on a flaccid cock.
Garrett -[S ] says:
rofl
Garrett -[S ] says:
well it
Garrett -[S ] says:
ahahahahaah’
Garrett -[S ] says:
wow

the love below (ridin’ dirrty dos) says:
thank you.
Garrett -[S ] says:
its one of my sisters friends who mentioned it, im sure they arent gonna let me do it without seeing what i can do
Garrett -[S ] says:
and chatdump wont exactly blow them away
Garrett -[S ] says:
nor will tragland

the love below (ridin’ dirrty dos) says:
people are being GAY on chatdump.

the love below (ridin’ dirrty dos) says:
there’s been no dumping.
Garrett -[S ] says:
i know…
Garrett -[S ] says:
i havent updated in a while

the love below (ridin’ dirrty dos) says:
YOU R A LOSER
Garrett -[S ] says:
I NO RITE
Garrett -[S ] says:
i want a new laptop.

the love below (ridin’ dirrty dos) says:
i want a dog.
Garrett -[S ] says:
my shit is so old and busted, the battery sits outside of it and everyone ALWAYS asks WTF IS THAT
Garrett -[S ] says:
and im like
Garrett -[S ] says:
its a collostamy bag
Garrett -[S ] says:
if it comes unplugged my pc dies
Garrett -[S ] says:
a hippo dog?

the love below (ridin’ dirrty dos) says:
a pygmy hippo!!!!
Garrett -[S ] says:
rofl

the love below (ridin’ dirrty dos) says:
i smoked some crack and snorted some coke today.
Garrett -[S ] says:
seriously
Garrett -[S ] says:
how was it

the love below (ridin’ dirrty dos) says:
and i think my brain is falling outta me nose.
Garrett -[S ] says:
you should try the opium

the love below (ridin’ dirrty dos) says:
I LOVE ACID!!!
Garrett -[S ] says:
my friend broke his dick on opium once

the love below (ridin’ dirrty dos) says:
snortgiggle.

the love below (ridin’ dirrty dos) says:
dumb fuck.
Garrett -[S ] says:
he missed the hole hit her asscheeck
Garrett -[S ] says:
yeah
Garrett -[S ] says:
like throwing a javelin into a brick wall
Garrett -[S ] says:
he said he heard it pop

the love below (ridin’ dirrty dos) says:
ahahahahahah.

the love below (ridin’ dirrty dos) says:
did you get my email.
Garrett -[S ] says:
did you send it to garretisgay@gaymail.com ?

the love below (ridin’ dirrty dos) says:
yar. it’s the only one i have.

the love below (ridin’ dirrty dos) says:
tard.
Garrett -[S ] says:
LOL INTERNET
Garrett -[S ] says:
and i never check it

the love below (ridin’ dirrty dos) says:
well effing check it.

the love below (ridin’ dirrty dos) says:
CHRIST STEAKS
Garrett -[S ] says:
nh

the love below (ridin’ dirrty dos) says:
hey!

the love below (ridin’ dirrty dos) says:
we’ve talked about that
Garrett -[S ] says:

the love below (ridin’ dirrty dos) says:
NO!

the love below (ridin’ dirrty dos) says:
don’t try to seduce me.

the love below (ridin’ dirrty dos) says:
it won’t work.
Garrett -[S ] says:

:P:P:P:P:P:P:P:P:P:P:P:P:P

the love below (ridin’ dirrty dos) says:
well…maybe just this once.
Garrett -[S ] says:
robe and wizard hat baby

the love below (ridin’ dirrty dos) says:
you do know what i like

the love below (ridin’ dirrty dos) says:
now read the fucking email.
Garrett -[S ] says:
ok ok im doin it jeeeez

the love below (ridin’ dirrty dos) says:
good boy.
Garrett -[S ] says:
dont gotta break out the leather whips or nothin

the love below (ridin’ dirrty dos) says:
i thought you were into that.

the love below (ridin’ dirrty dos) says:
damn..

the love below (ridin’ dirrty dos) says:
now i’ve gotta find someone else to tie me up…fuck.
Garrett -[S ] says:
haha…
Garrett -[S ] says:
wow nice letter
Garrett -[S ] says:
you got him in bed? im sorry
Garrett -[S ] says:
i didnt realize it was so easy
Garrett -[S ] says:
rofl
Garrett -[S ] says:
sorry!

the love below (ridin’ dirrty dos) says:
pfft.

the love below (ridin’ dirrty dos) says:
it’s not anymore.
Garrett -[S ] says:
mmhmm
Garrett -[S ] says:
you let him have it though
Garrett -[S ] says:
you might wanna check the obituary section in the next few days

the love below (ridin’ dirrty dos) says:
stfu
Garrett -[S ] says:
“Nazi kid cuts wrists over e-mail”

the love below (ridin’ dirrty dos) says:
you’re not funny.
Garrett -[S ] says:
it was a compliment on how much the letter owned

the love below (ridin’ dirrty dos) says:
you know i don’t take compliments like normal girls do.

the love below (ridin’ dirrty dos) says:
dur.
Garrett -[S ] says:
thats right i have to mention something about scat porn to get the message through with you

the love below (ridin’ dirrty dos) says:
lmao

the love below (ridin’ dirrty dos) says:
i don’t know if i’d go that far.

the love below (ridin’ dirrty dos) says:
a good lube comment might work.
Garrett -[S ] says:
i would

the love below (ridin’ dirrty dos) says:
pfft.
Garrett -[S ] says:
nah i was thinking more along the lines of i poop in ur butt then u poop in my butt then i poop in ur butt and u poop in my butt and we just keeping pooping in each others butts and it makes u hot right?

the love below (ridin’ dirrty dos) says:
nahhh

the love below (ridin’ dirrty dos) says:
i’m into the poop.
Garrett -[S ] says:
I DONT EVEN KNOW YOU
Garrett -[S ] says:
WTF

the love below (ridin’ dirrty dos) says:
SAY NO TO DRUGS
Garrett -[S ] says:
SAY YES TO DOODOO
Garrett -[S ] says:
plop

the love below (ridin’ dirrty dos) says:
ewwww

the love below (ridin’ dirrty dos) says:
sick bastard.

the love below (ridin’ dirrty dos) says:
whatever happened to missionary with the lights off.
Garrett -[S ] says:
it got too boring

the love below (ridin’ dirrty dos) says:
i see.

the love below (ridin’ dirrty dos) says:
tried sex with men yet?

the love below (ridin’ dirrty dos) says:
i know you want to
Garrett -[S ] says:
reverse cowgirl is where it’s at now

the love below (ridin’ dirrty dos) says:
i don’t want to know.
Garrett -[S ] says:
you dunno what reverse cowgirl is?

the love below (ridin’ dirrty dos) says:
apparently not.
Garrett -[S ] says:
ok its like
Garrett -[S ] says:
the guy is laying on his back
Garrett -[S ] says:
and the girl sits on top
Garrett -[S ] says:
but instead of facing him
Garrett -[S ] says:
she turns the other way

the love below (ridin’ dirrty dos) says:
oh, that.
Garrett -[S ] says:
REVERSE COWGIRL BABY

the love below (ridin’ dirrty dos) says:
are you the cowgirl?
Garrett -[S ] says:
……

the love below (ridin’ dirrty dos) says:
lol
Garrett -[S ] says:
only if you want to wear the strap on

the love below (ridin’ dirrty dos) says:
only if i can drop some E

the love below (ridin’ dirrty dos) says:
and shove a glowstick up your ass
Garrett -[S ] says:
only if you bring your own damn glowsticks

the love below (ridin’ dirrty dos) says:
but yours are so nice.
Garrett -[S ] says:
they’re cracked
Garrett -[S ] says:
from intense raving

the love below (ridin’ dirrty dos) says:
is raving a code word for “fucking gay activities”
Garrett -[S ] says:
man
Garrett -[S ] says:
if i could do it right it would be pretty cool

the love below (ridin’ dirrty dos) says:
lol

the love below (ridin’ dirrty dos) says:
we must hit a rave and you can have an E sucking tard teach you.
Garrett -[S ] says:
lol
Garrett -[S ] says:
know of any raves?

the love below (ridin’ dirrty dos) says:
no.

the love below (ridin’ dirrty dos) says:
damn it.

the love below (ridin’ dirrty dos) says:
i’d totally drop some E tho.

the love below (ridin’ dirrty dos) says:
make sure I drink lots of water.

the love below (ridin’ dirrty dos) says:
and stay out of the orgies.
Garrett -[S ] says:
e is bad mmkay?!

the love below (ridin’ dirrty dos) says:
rofl

the love below (ridin’ dirrty dos) says:
mmkay.
Garrett -[S ] says:
my friend in canada was like OMG E IS SO COOL IM TAKIN IT EVERY DAY

the love below (ridin’ dirrty dos) says:
are orgies bad?!?
Garrett -[S ] says:
im like cool i hope your brain likes swiss cheeeeeeeese

the love below (ridin’ dirrty dos) says:
lol
Garrett -[S ] says:
um only if you are in one with a dirty fucker

the love below (ridin’ dirrty dos) says:
i like swiss cheese.
Garrett -[S ] says:
any orgies going on?

the love below (ridin’ dirrty dos) says:
in my room.

the love below (ridin’ dirrty dos) says:
i’m late.
Garrett -[S ] says:
damn
Garrett -[S ] says:
how many?

the love below (ridin’ dirrty dos) says:
12

the love below (ridin’ dirrty dos) says:
and a goat.

the love below (ridin’ dirrty dos) says:
some dude brought it with him.
Garrett -[S ] says:
inflatable??

the love below (ridin’ dirrty dos) says:
real.

the love below (ridin’ dirrty dos) says:
yeahhh

the love below (ridin’ dirrty dos) says:
that reminds me, are you gonna give me back my inflatable sheep?

the love below (ridin’ dirrty dos) says:
i’m having a “get together” on saturday and I need it.
Garrett -[S ] says:
dude
Garrett -[S ] says:
you never gave it to me
Garrett -[S ] says:
and seriously
Garrett -[S ] says:
beastiality is no joke
Garrett -[S ] says:
you are a terrible person

the love below (ridin’ dirrty dos) says:
pfft.

the love below (ridin’ dirrty dos) says:
whatever.

the love below (ridin’ dirrty dos) says:
at least i like jews.
Garrett -[S ] says:
who said i didnt like jews

the love below (ridin’ dirrty dos) says:
your cat told me.
Garrett -[S ] says:
why have you been talking to my pussy?

the love below (ridin’ dirrty dos) says:
because it was starved for attention

the love below (ridin’ dirrty dos) says:
and i stroked it and it spilled everything.
Garrett -[S ] says:
did it spill any creamed corn while you were stroking it?

the love below (ridin’ dirrty dos) says:
hmm.

the love below (ridin’ dirrty dos) says:
not that i recall.

the love below (ridin’ dirrty dos) says:
i thought that only happened when you haven’t wanked in over a month.
Garrett -[S ] says:
shes a chronic kitty-masturbator

the love below (ridin’ dirrty dos) says:
who?

the love below (ridin’ dirrty dos) says:
your gma?
Garrett -[S ] says:
fuck you
Garrett -[S ] says:
my cat

the love below (ridin’ dirrty dos) says:
OoOoOoOo..

the love below (ridin’ dirrty dos) says:
i got a ‘fuck you”

the love below (ridin’ dirrty dos) says:
my job is done.

the love below (ridin’ dirrty dos) says:
I’m going to bed.