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Comment Chasing the Dragon - 12/30/06

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kev_b9 – Instant Message

Rachael Love

kev_b9: hey sugar
kev_b9: u busy yet ?
Rachael Love: r u the dragon slayer?
kev_b9: nope
kev_b9: but i can be
kev_b9: lol
Rachael Love: do you have a big sword?
kev_b9: yup
kev_b9: with a cam
Rachael Love: do you have a helmet?
kev_b9: yup
Rachael Love: you’ll need a helmet to slay the dragon
kev_b9: got one of them
kev_b9: can i see the dragon
Rachael Love: the dragon is angry!!!
kev_b9: is the dragon hot and wet ?
Rachael Love: the dragon is always hot and wet, it lives in a volcano!
kev_b9: nice
kev_b9: do u have a pic of the dragon
Rachael Love: how will you slay the dragon?
kev_b9: or does the dragon have a cam
kev_b9: i can show u on cam …..
kev_b9: but the sword needs to know the dragon is real
Rachael Love: you have to tell me how you’ll slay the dragon
kev_b9: first I get the sword good and ready …
kev_b9: nice and ready
Rachael Love: was it forged in the fiery inferno of hell?
kev_b9: yes
Rachael Love: and it hot and throbbing?
kev_b9: and very sharp
Rachael Love: do you have the armour?
kev_b9: able to enter very dark places without fear
kev_b9: no armour
Rachael Love: you have no armour?
Rachael Love: how will you slay the dragon?
kev_b9: unless the dragon requires it
kev_b9: he prefers …
kev_b9: to be naked …
Rachael Love: with out the armour you will be burned alive
kev_b9: so he feel his whole environment
kev_b9: nah …
kev_b9: he likes the heat
Rachael Love: how does he handle the sword?
kev_b9: very carefully
kev_b9: it is kind of big
Rachael Love: the dragon is big.
kev_b9: but a lot of muscle i hope
Rachael Love: is thee ready for a hot musty fight?
kev_b9: yes … I am ….
kev_b9: and the sword is also ready
kev_b9: let me invite u
Rachael Love: can you fish with your nads?
kev_b9: yes
Rachael Love: how will you slay the dragon!
Rachael Love: i’m waiting, it makes me hot.
kev_b9: very slowly ,,,,
kev_b9: first i take the dragon with my firm hands
kev_b9: and feel the dragon very carefully
kev_b9: so not to piss off the dragon
Rachael Love: she just ate your balls, sorry.
kev_b9: damn
kev_b9: stil have my sword
kev_b9: can i see u
Rachael Love: you have to rescue me from the dragon.
kev_b9: i burst into the room….
kev_b9: searching franticllay for you
Rachael Love: but the dragon!
kev_b9: i find you in the grasp of the dragon …
kev_b9: fuck the dragon …
kev_b9: i am, here to save you …
kev_b9: i draw bakc my sword …
kev_b9: and carefully pierce the the heart of the dragon
kev_b9: narrowly missing you …
kev_b9: the dragon goes limp ….
Rachael Love: but the dragon is still alive!
kev_b9: and I grab you
Rachael Love: she’s behind you!
Rachael Love: be careful!
kev_b9: i spin around and draw my sword agina
kev_b9: again …
Rachael Love: she’s spitting fire!
kev_b9: the dragon charges
kev_b9: ok so i brought some armour
Rachael Love: what kind of armour?
kev_b9: metal ….
Rachael Love: that will not protect you from the dragon’s flames!
Rachael Love: come baby, i’m getting hot, finish the story
Rachael Love: kill the dragon!
kev_b9: sorry
kev_b9: the dragon trys to get you back …
kev_b9: but I fight through the flames …
kev_b9: and charge the dragon for your love ….
Rachael Love: is your sword flaccid?
kev_b9: not with you next to me ….
Rachael Love: the dragon is behind you!
Rachael Love: and you’ve just been eaten by the dragon.
Rachael Love: you suck at this game.