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     hotjenjen69 – Instant Message

          reject_me_in_all_ways
reject_me_in_all_ways: hey
hotjenjen69: o helo thar
reject_me_in_all_ways: hi
reject_me_in_all_ways: how are you?
hotjenjen69: i m just SPLENDID
reject_me_in_all_ways: really
reject_me_in_all_ways: are you being sarcastic?
hotjenjen69: now y would u go and say dat
reject_me_in_all_ways: Idk
hotjenjen69: lol, k
reject_me_in_all_ways: you horny?
hotjenjen69: define horny
reject_me_in_all_ways: ummm
reject_me_in_all_ways: pussy being wett, wanting to fuck?
hotjenjen69: im not horny but if you prove you dont suck maybe ill give you some cyber
reject_me_in_all_ways: how do I prove that by chance?
hotjenjen69: well you aren’t doing very good by asking
hotjenjen69: just do something that tells me “i’m worth your elite hot cybersex”
reject_me_in_all_ways: I don’t want cyber
reject_me_in_all_ways: I don’t want nothing like that
reject_me_in_all_ways: I asked that to getr your attention
hotjenjen69: then why would you ask if i was horny
reject_me_in_all_ways: get your attention
hotjenjen69: so you just approach some girl in the street and just be like yeah whats up im *** (cuz u didnt tell me ur name) blah blah so are u horny?
hotjenjen69: what kind of a person do you take me for
reject_me_in_all_ways: nope I don’t I am just fucked up and bored
hotjenjen69: yeah… so i like ur name
hotjenjen69: how many ways have u been rejected ?
reject_me_in_all_ways: lol
reject_me_in_all_ways: not enough
hotjenjen69: so whats the worst
reject_me_in_all_ways: I would love to be kicked out of heaven
reject_me_in_all_ways: like Satan
hotjenjen69: a little emo tonight huh
reject_me_in_all_ways: no
reject_me_in_all_ways: I am a satanist
hotjenjen69: thats cool do you like paint your nails
reject_me_in_all_ways: I live by the nine satanic statements
reject_me_in_all_ways: no I don’t
hotjenjen69: thats good, kids who do that should be dragged out into the street and curbstomped like the goth faggots they are
reject_me_in_all_ways: there is a big differance between goth fags and a satanist
hotjenjen69: so explain the difference
reject_me_in_all_ways: gothic is a fad, or a “style” so to speak
reject_me_in_all_ways: Satanism is a religion
hotjenjen69: so tell me why you would worship a half-goat ass horned beast who gets anal raped by terrorists in hell?
reject_me_in_all_ways: your thinking of the Baphomet
hotjenjen69: u mean like the summon in FF7?
reject_me_in_all_ways: no
hotjenjen69: u mean Bahamut
reject_me_in_all_ways: no
hotjenjen69: ya its a big dragon
hotjenjen69: so yeah why would you worship that
reject_me_in_all_ways: no it ain’t
reject_me_in_all_ways: this is what I am talking about
** reject_me_in_all_ways would like to start photo sharing **
hotjenjen69: i dont file share on the first im, sorry
reject_me_in_all_ways: lol
reject_me_in_all_ways: ok
reject_me_in_all_ways: can you see my display pic?
hotjenjen69: oh yeah i see it.. whats with the mask
reject_me_in_all_ways: no mask that is the Baphomet
hotjenjen69: so you worship a dragon right
hotjenjen69: its more like a human dragon
reject_me_in_all_ways: it ain’t a dragon
hotjenjen69: like trogdor
hotjenjen69: tell me does baphomet burninate anything?
reject_me_in_all_ways: I ain’t going to explain it anymore your not willing to listen
reject_me_in_all_ways: nice chatting with you
hotjenjen69: no u just keep telling me about ur satanism with fluff
hotjenjen69: like u never told me anything about it except some bahamut summon
hotjenjen69: like instead of church do you like drink goat blood or something
reject_me_in_all_ways: you have watched too many cheesy films to get that idiea
hotjenjen69: so you are doing a GREAT job at telling me what satanism isn’t
hotjenjen69: stop beating around the bush already
reject_me_in_all_ways: honestly do you even care?
hotjenjen69: you seemed pretty into it when you first told me
hotjenjen69: told me about the nine virgins or something
hotjenjen69: now you don’t even want to finish
reject_me_in_all_ways: goodbye
reject_me_in_all_ways: have a good night ok
hotjenjen69: i guess you really arent the calibur of male i was looking to chat with anyways
reject_me_in_all_ways: guess not
reject_me_in_all_ways: but you have a good night alright nice chatting with you
hotjenjen69: i never knew satanists were so nice
reject_me_in_all_ways: just cause I am a satanist doesn’t mean I am a bad person
hotjenjen69: but you are going to hell ot burn in the the eternal flames
reject_me_in_all_ways: more than likely
hotjenjen69: there is no internet in hell
reject_me_in_all_ways: oh well
hotjenjen69: i heard heaven has shit faster than OC-192 lines that AT&T uses
reject_me_in_all_ways: all my friends and family will be there
reject_me_in_all_ways: so I would rather burn in hell with them
hotjenjen69: but you could be surfing the net on heaven’s internet
reject_me_in_all_ways: lol
hotjenjen69: like
hotjenjen69: if somebody came up to me
hotjenjen69: and was like HEY do you want to try this new internet ? if not you could always just jump into this flaming pile of baby-corpses
hotjenjen69: and the idea of burning screaming babies is just terrible, i don’t want to think of it
reject_me_in_all_ways: neither would I to be honest with you
hotjenjen69: so your whole family is all like you?
reject_me_in_all_ways: no
reject_me_in_all_ways: I am the only one
reject_me_in_all_ways: but they have all committed sins
reject_me_in_all_ways: and never repent
reject_me_in_all_ways: therefore they more than likely will go to hell
hotjenjen69: sooooo why dont you jut goto church
hotjenjen69: they have free internet there anyways
reject_me_in_all_ways: don’t agree with the bible
hotjenjen69: so why not just be a agnostic
hotjenjen69: like “hmm i could decide to be too much of a pussy to believe god exists, or i could get anal raped by satan daily”
reject_me_in_all_ways: what religion are you may I ask?
hotjenjen69: you may ask but you may not recieve
reject_me_in_all_ways: then this subject of the conversation is done
reject_me_in_all_ways: cause there is no point to it
hotjenjen69: so i guess it’s safe to say you would be a big fan of something along the lines of a The Unspeakable Phrase happening sometime?
reject_me_in_all_ways: would you like to keep chatting?
hotjenjen69: of course
reject_me_in_all_ways: ok what would you like to talk about?
hotjenjen69: well i was kind of horny before, its wierd most guys like to cyber
reject_me_in_all_ways: eh
reject_me_in_all_ways: I don’t have to get my jollys off on a computer
hotjenjen69: but you didnt say you don’t.
reject_me_in_all_ways: well how about I say I won’t
reject_me_in_all_ways: I have a girlfriend, and I wouldn’t do that
hotjenjen69: stroking your keys isn’t cheating.
reject_me_in_all_ways: however we can chat
reject_me_in_all_ways: no it isn’t
hotjenjen69: ;)
reject_me_in_all_ways: anyways
hotjenjen69: does ur gf kno u chat with hot girlies online?
reject_me_in_all_ways: yes
reject_me_in_all_ways: she does
reject_me_in_all_ways: and I know she chats with guys
reject_me_in_all_ways: we trust eachother
reject_me_in_all_ways: cause it is just a computer
hotjenjen69: so how do you know she isn’t off performing some satanic ritual with some other guy behind your back?
hotjenjen69: have you ever walked into a goth cybersex room? it’s just AWFUL
reject_me_in_all_ways: she is christian
reject_me_in_all_ways: and no she isn’t into that shit either
hotjenjen69: well how would you know?
reject_me_in_all_ways: I have known her for years, and lived with her
reject_me_in_all_ways: so we know eachother very well
reject_me_in_all_ways: what about you? does your bf know your on the computer talking to a satanist?
hotjenjen69: lol
hotjenjen69: what bf
reject_me_in_all_ways: oh
reject_me_in_all_ways: well I’m sorry to hear that
hotjenjen69: why sorry
reject_me_in_all_ways: just makeing conversation
reject_me_in_all_ways: your a very opinionated girl
hotjenjen69: wat makes u think that
reject_me_in_all_ways: you say what is on your mind
reject_me_in_all_ways: that is a good quality
reject_me_in_all_ways: keep it up
reject_me_in_all_ways: you seem intellegent as well
hotjenjen69: how old are you anyways bill?
reject_me_in_all_ways: lol bill huh?
reject_me_in_all_ways: that my new name?
hotjenjen69: i’m sorry
hotjenjen69: i got caught up in the moment
reject_me_in_all_ways: it’s alright
reject_me_in_all_ways: and I am 20 going on 21
reject_me_in_all_ways: names Brian
reject_me_in_all_ways: I assume your name is Jen, or Jenny, or Jennifer?
hotjenjen69: you’re a sharp one as well brian
reject_me_in_all_ways: jen must be short for Jennifer?
reject_me_in_all_ways: well Jen it is nice talking to you
reject_me_in_all_ways: but I have to go
hotjenjen69: alright
reject_me_in_all_ways: would you care to chat someother timre?
reject_me_in_all_ways: time
hotjenjen69: hey while you’re out you should probably go ahead and accept jesus christ as your lord and saviour
hotjenjen69: like i dont kknow, maybe one day while you are at a urinal, or waiting for your food at a restaraunt, both would be good times
reject_me_in_all_ways: ahh’
reject_me_in_all_ways: well I’ll make you a deal
hotjenjen69: i dont make deals with the devil
reject_me_in_all_ways: nothing like that
reject_me_in_all_ways: I will read a page in the King James Version everytime we talk
reject_me_in_all_ways: if we can have more conversations
hotjenjen69: i dont care what you read, just next time when you are ordering a steak and they ask you how you want it cooked, just say “i would like it medium well with a little bit of jesus christ left in the center, so i can accept him into my life when i consume his tasty creation”
reject_me_in_all_ways: I’ll consider it
hotjenjen69: it works with alot of food
Brian Demmerly: I’ll take your word for it
hotjenjen69: you better because it’s not my word. it’s the word of our lord jesus christ.
hotjenjen69: he want’s you to eat dank food
Brian Demmerly: but not the food from an animal with a cloven hoof?
hotjenjen69: no, we make glue out of those
hotjenjen69: and ride them occasionally
hotjenjen69: and play games with their shoes
hotjenjen69: gosh i sure love HOOOOOOOOOOOOOVES
 

Comments on christ steak

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dragon_eat_u 4/5/07 – 4:57pm my hooves look at my hooves eheheheh
fcm 1/8/07 – 6:25am just read this one..

hotjenjen69: u mean like the summon in FF7?

hahaha

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