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     Jessica – Instant Message

          dadsi2001
BUZZ!!!
dadsi2001: hi
Jessica: whhhhhAAAAAT
Jessica: do you WAaaant
dadsi2001: i want to fuckyou
Jessica: what if… what if i have ghonorrea (sp?)
Jessica: what if i have DIAHrreah (sp?? again)
Jessica: why doth thou want to fucketh myself?
dadsi2001: because u ar very nice
Jessica: how do you know?
Jessica: you don’t even know me
dadsi2001: i have already saw your pic
Jessica: nice grammer, thar
dadsi2001: i know
Jessica: it makes me wet
dadsi2001: i speak just little english
dadsi2001: u are sweet
dadsi2001: you
Jessica: speaka spanish?
dadsi2001: american people
Jessica: yeah… we like to eat poop.
Jessica: you know poop?
Jessica: you from india, foo?
dadsi2001: you speak jsute your language
dadsi2001: but you can’t speak others
Jessica: i also speak bungholio
dadsi2001: i’m too
Jessica: you’re too….
Jessica: stupid?
dadsi2001: i speak japanis
Jessica: wtf is japanis
Jessica: you mean japanese?
Jessica: chances are you if you can’t spell the fucker, you can’t speak it very well.
dadsi2001: yessssssssssss
Jessica: nice s’s.
dadsi2001: you can’t speak arabik
Jessica: makes you sound like a hot, sexy snake
Jessica: arabic?
dadsi2001: or frensh
Jessica: now what use would arabic be to me?
Jessica: or french?
Jessica: or… frensh.
dadsi2001: how old are ?
Jessica: how old are what?
Jessica: small children?
Jessica: not that old.
dadsi2001: how old are you?
Jessica: uh
Jessica: 80
dadsi2001: i know that you are smal
Jessica: smal?
Jessica: what’s that?
dadsi2001: child*
Jessica: i am small child?
Jessica: i’m a pedophile (sp?)
Jessica: i eat small children
Jessica: the plump ones taste the best
Jessica: the fat is the most flavorful part
Jessica: mmm… salty goodness…
dadsi2001: you can’t eat others things
dadsi2001: as penis
Jessica: as penis as what?
Jessica: as penis as a vagina?
Jessica: cause that wouldn’t be very penisy
Jessica: do you like to eat poop?
dadsi2001: wawwwwwwwwwwwww
Jessica: bwahhhhhhhhhhhhhhh
Jessica: *spins*
Jessica: what
dadsi2001: i like it very- well
Jessica: you like poop??
Jessica: me too!
dadsi2001: but jsut nice poop^as yours
Jessica: you want to eat my shit?
dadsi2001: of course
dadsi2001: you don’t like it
dadsi2001: ….
Jessica: oh yeah baby
Jessica: it makes me soooo wet
Jessica: when you eat my shit
Jessica: especially my liquidy shits
Jessica: i love it when it covers your face
dadsi2001: wwwwwwwwwwwww
Jessica: what would be hotter… is me licking my shit off your face.
Jessica: mmmm
dadsi2001: i’m sorry
Jessica: my poop is the best brand.
Jessica: you should be.
Jessica: you no like poop during sex?
dadsi2001: it’s very difficult
Jessica: to…
dadsi2001: to speak english
Jessica: get an erection?
dadsi2001: for me
Jessica: then quit.
Jessica: cause you really suck at it.
Jessica: you know poop?
Jessica: out of your bum?
dadsi2001: you don’t know some books
Jessica: (__o__) 88888 poop
dadsi2001: for stadyin english
Jessica: you know poop?
dadsi2001: yes i konw it
Jessica: crap? shit?
Jessica: do you like to eat it?
Jessica: hellloooooooo
Jessica: me so horny
Jessica: i want to shit on your face
dadsi2001: waw
dadsi2001: do you have others pic
dadsi2001: or cam
Jessica: i have pictures of my shit
dadsi2001: what do you wait
Jessica: what?
Jessica: i hate waiting to poop
Jessica: cause i love the smell
dadsi2001: would you mind if i lent it
Jessica: it’s ever so nice
Jessica: lent what?
Jessica: whaaaat the fuck are you talking aboot
dadsi2001: just for 1 day
Jessica: my poop??
Jessica: well i could mail you a bag
Jessica: would you like me to overnight it so it stays fresh?
dadsi2001: could you to send me yours pic
dadsi2001: now plz
Jessica: my poop?
Jessica: sure what’s your address?
Jessica: it may take me a while to brew up a new batch
Jessica: i sell them by the pound
Jessica: how many pounds of shit would you like, sir?
dadsi2001: send it to my e-mail
Jessica: um, that’s impossible, sir
Jessica: shit can only be physically sent through the mail
Jessica: unless you did some weird charlie and the chocolate factory shit…
dadsi2001: ok
dadsi2001: as you like
Jessica: okay so what’s your address
dadsi2001: have you msn?
Jessica: what does msn have to do with poop?
dadsi2001: hotmail?
Jessica: hotpoop
Jessica: that’ll be tough
dadsi2001: ok
Jessica: i’ll have to put it in a thermus (sp??)
dadsi2001: to this adress
dadsi2001: you can’t?
dadsi2001: yahoo
Jessica: okay how many pounds do you want, god damnit!!
dadsi2001: as you like
Jessica: my shit usually comes in half a pound
Jessica: so i’ll give you 2
dadsi2001: haw many de you like to have?
Jessica: cause i know you’ll want more
dadsi2001: okkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkk
dadsi2001: gee
Jessica: jah
dadsi2001: johhhhhhhhhh
Jessica: fallopian tuuuube
dadsi2001: you can’t hunderstand frensh
Jessica: gashlama?
dadsi2001: i can’t exprime whit english
dadsi2001: it’s not easy for me
Jessica: oglan dah shmitlangen
Jessica: ????
dadsi2001: but
dadsi2001: i speak frensh verry well
Jessica: i speak bungholio
dadsi2001: ok ok
Jessica: gash landa mel kimok?
dadsi2001: it’s ok
Jessica: you racist??
dadsi2001: nooooooooooooooooooooooooooo
dadsi2001: bush
Jessica: whatev
dadsi2001: is racist
Jessica: YOU’RE racist.
Jessica: RACIST!!!!!!!
dadsi2001: first racist in the world
Jessica: orly?
Jessica: … hm
dadsi2001: your president
Jessica: the first one, huh
Jessica: i bet your president sucks even more
Jessica: i bet he kisses bush’s wrinkley, white trash ass
dadsi2001: ok
dadsi2001: i can’t hunderstand all
dadsi2001: that you speak
dadsi2001: tell me plz
dadsi2001: how old ar u?
Jessica: (__o__) <--- Bush's ass
dadsi2001: ok ok
Jessica: <---- your president's lips
dadsi2001: ahhhh
Jessica: (__o__)
Jessica: *KISS*
dadsi2001: i hunderstand now
dadsi2001: kiss
dadsi2001: i konow it
Jessica: yessss
Jessica: okay
Jessica: you’re annoying the fuck out of me
Jessica: go away.
 

Comments on Retarded Frog

Name Time Comment
jessicrap 3/12/07 – 1:26am It’s just… my brand. You know… how people have
their own brand of fart? Well, that’s like my
poop. My ass creates the best kind. Good quality.
Extra smelly/thick. Hahaha. It’s Jessicraptastic:D
Trag 3/11/07 – 7:07pm Jessica: my poop is the best brand.
just what brand IS your poop?

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