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jeepspeeder05: hey asl
hotjenjen69: 16f ohio u?
jeepspeeder05: 20 m ca
jeepspeeder05: how are u?
hotjenjen69: doin ok wish i had sum salsage im hungry
jeepspeeder05: lol
jeepspeeder05: do u have any pics?
hotjenjen69: only 1 on my prof
jeepspeeder05: ok cool
jeepspeeder05: u are hot
hotjenjen69: ya r u?
jeepspeeder05: can u see them?
jeepspeeder05: u there
hotjenjen69: ya they take 4ever to download to my innernet u know its a series of tubes sometimes it takes a wile lol
hotjenjen69: u look kinda liek mike tyson
jeepspeeder05: besides the fact that im white
hotjenjen69: watever i dont c wite or black i only see american
jeepspeeder05: i know
jeepspeeder05: what do u do for fun
hotjenjen69: i do LARP
hotjenjen69: its liek dungeons and dragons but sooo much cooler we dont have to use faggy dice
jeepspeeder05: lol
jeepspeeder05: r u single
hotjenjen69: ya none of my bfs ever wanna LARP with me
jeepspeeder05: i would
hotjenjen69: u would fite off teh armies of elldrian with me?
jeepspeeder05: i woud do whatever u wanted
hotjenjen69: wuld u even wear the heavy armor and rescue me from the dragon??
hotjenjen69: thats the sexiest part
jeepspeeder05: i would
hotjenjen69: ooh baby tell me what kinda armor ur wearin
hotjenjen69: u liar u dont have armor on haha
hotjenjen69: u know wat wuld turn me on?
jeepspeeder05: whats that
hotjenjen69: if u put sum armor on
hotjenjen69: seein my hero so shiny just gets me in teh mood
jeepspeeder05: lol i dont have any armor
hotjenjen69: sumtimes wen sum1 4gets their armor and were LARPing we use tinfoil
hotjenjen69: we say it’s mithril armor
jeepspeeder05: lol
hotjenjen69: wuld u do that 4 me baby??
hotjenjen69: gosh i hope u dont leave like my other bfs
jeepspeeder05: i wont
hotjenjen69: ok promise?
jeepspeeder05: yeah , do u have a cam?
hotjenjen69: no only the one i use 4 my pics
jeepspeeder05: darn
jeepspeeder05: i wish i could see more pics
hotjenjen69: ya well i mite let u have sum more
jeepspeeder05: really?
hotjenjen69: ya if ur good 2 me lol
jeepspeeder05: i will be
hotjenjen69: will u put ur mythril on and rescue me from hecular?
jeepspeeder05: i dont have any sorry?
hotjenjen69: awwww how r u going to save me??
jeepspeeder05: with out armor
hotjenjen69: but hecular will slay u with 1 strike if u dont have armor
hotjenjen69: i dont want u 2 get hurt
jeepspeeder05: i am fast lol
hotjenjen69: ohhh ur a rogue?
jeepspeeder05: sure
hotjenjen69: hun i am stil worried abt u, do u even have a weapon???
jeepspeeder05: i do
jeepspeeder05: its a big weapon
hotjenjen69: i hope its got alot of +attack or hecular is gonna rock ur world
hotjenjen69: look hun can u at least wear sum kind of armor?
jeepspeeder05: i hide my weapon in my pants
hotjenjen69: u dont even use a sheath? i hope it doesnt cut u!
jeepspeeder05: i always use protection lol
hotjenjen69: haha except when it comes to armor
jeepspeeder05: when it comes to other things though
hotjenjen69: oh rly? hunn it wuld turn me on if u had sum armor on
hotjenjen69: dont u have anything?
jeepspeeder05: nope
jeepspeeder05: but do u have armor lol
hotjenjen69: ya hecular took sum of it but i still have my steel brazier and kilt
jeepspeeder05: any pics of it?
hotjenjen69: not if u arent gunna show me ur armor
jeepspeeder05: i dont have any armor but i will show u anything else
hotjenjen69: well anything else isnt gunna matter when u cum face to face with hecular, he is 1 beast that doesnt fuck around
hotjenjen69: u cannot get to meunless u defeat him
jeepspeeder05: ok
jeepspeeder05: i dont have any armor though
jeepspeeder05: i wish i could make it up for u
hotjenjen69: u need sum kind of armor…..
jeepspeeder05: i dont have any tin foil either lol
hotjenjen69: u can use sumthing 4 armor i am sure
hotjenjen69: i dont want u 2 get hurt
jeepspeeder05: i wont
hotjenjen69: then u couldnt carry me out of hecular’s cave in ur arms
jeepspeeder05: i would save u from anything
hotjenjen69: not hecular
jeepspeeder05: i would
hotjenjen69: u dont have sumthin u could use 4 a helmet?
hotjenjen69: pr sumthin around ur neck we can say its enchanted
jeepspeeder05: i have a stethoscope cuz im a nursing student lol
hotjenjen69: so u would need sumthin around ur neck
hotjenjen69: thats an automatic -5 to ur vitality
jeepspeeder05: what are u wearing
hotjenjen69: i told u i have on the steel brazier and leather kilt
jeepspeeder05: thats hot i wanna see
hotjenjen69: o ya well i wanna see u arm urself AND COME SAVE ME
hotjenjen69: this cave is wet and cold
hotjenjen69: hecular will eat me if u do not prepare
jeepspeeder05: i will put a magical cape on
hotjenjen69: let me see it!
hotjenjen69: it can make u invisible!!!
jeepspeeder05: its red striped to ward away dragons
hotjenjen69: is that american flag??
jeepspeeder05: no its a towell lol
jeepspeeder05: but its my magic cape
hotjenjen69: ok it has invisibility level 4 on it
hotjenjen69: u shuld be fine just dont get 2 close to hecular or he will c u
jeepspeeder05: ok
hotjenjen69: u need 2 look out 4 boobie traps 2 ok
jeepspeeder05: ok i will be careful
hotjenjen69: ok u might need to get an elixir of detect traps from merlrock
hotjenjen69: he is outside the cave he shuld guide u in
jeepspeeder05: i have some right here
hotjenjen69: ur an alchemist? ur just full of suprises lol!
jeepspeeder05: i think i see u
hotjenjen69: i am behind hecular on a ledge
hotjenjen69: WATCH OUT FOR THE SPIKES
jeepspeeder05: let me see ur armor
jeepspeeder05: so i know ur safe
hotjenjen69: *i open my arms and bang my steel plates* nothins gettin thru this
hotjenjen69: i hope u brought me a dagger
jeepspeeder05: i did its invisible now
hotjenjen69: havd it to me quick
jeepspeeder05: ok here
hotjenjen69: i require my weapon
jeepspeeder05: did u get it
hotjenjen69: ok *i stash the dagger on the side of my kilt*
hotjenjen69: ok lets try to make it out and hope hecular doesnt smell us
jeepspeeder05: ok
jeepspeeder05: lets go
hotjenjen69: ok *i creep on the wall stepping slowly to avoid the gas traps*
jeepspeeder05: shhh be very quiet
hotjenjen69: SHH WHAT WAS THAT
hotjenjen69: HECULAR IS AWALENING
hotjenjen69: HE WILL AWAKEN
jeepspeeder05: dont stop
hotjenjen69: *i begin to cast stealth rank 3*
hotjenjen69: shh just hope he can not smell us
jeepspeeder05: he wont lets get out of here
hotjenjen69: *i keep walking through the cave it is a think maze of treachery and putrid smells*
hotjenjen69: we aare almost past hecular lets go!!!
jeepspeeder05: run
hotjenjen69: *i start to take a steap but my foot gets caught in a crack and i fall down, my dagger clattering to the wet cave floor below*
hotjenjen69: nooooooooo!
jeepspeeder05: i pick u up keep running we can make it
hotjenjen69: if hecular doesnt catch us he will surely rampage upon the entire village!
hotjenjen69: we must do something about this beast right here and right now!
jeepspeeder05: ok get ur daggar
hotjenjen69: MERLOCK I CALL FORTH FOR YOUR POWERS
hotjenjen69: * i draw my dagger, and the blood rushes to my fists *
hotjenjen69: MERLOCK I CALL UPON THEE LEND ME YOUR POWER
jeepspeeder05: wow
hotjenjen69: hecular starts to loaf towards us, the entire cave shaking
hotjenjen69: water drops from the stalactites above, and some even crash down, coming inches from impaling me
hotjenjen69: USE YOUR WEAPON!
jeepspeeder05: i draw my weapon and impale the beast
hotjenjen69: *i hurl my dagger at hecular with bone-splitting force, it sticks out of his leg *
jeepspeeder05: the beast roars
hotjenjen69: *i dash towards the great monster and do a flip off his toes to grab my dagger and quickly stab his gut with 2 mighty thrusts*
hotjenjen69: I CAN HEAR YOU MURLOCK! ITS ABOUT TIME YOU SHOWED UP!
hotjenjen69: *i flip backwards off the beast and get near murlock’s side as he begins to chant*
hotjenjen69: u better get away from hecular, sum nasty shits about to go down
hotjenjen69: murlock begins to cast lightning spells at hecular but they are bouncing off his thick dragon scales
hotjenjen69: quickly we are not powerful enough to defeat him!
jeepspeeder05: evry dragon has a weakness
hotjenjen69: we must retreat! MERLOCK, block en entrance to the cave as we escape!
jeepspeeder05: lets get out of here
hotjenjen69: i sprint outside as murlock trails behind, crashing the top of the cave down to rubble, blocking the door
hotjenjen69: now we must find a more powerful wizard to create a herumatic barrier so this beast cannot escape!
jeepspeeder05: lets go
hotjenjen69: but i am tired
hotjenjen69: merlock make urself useful and consult with goldamore
hotjenjen69: he will know how to handle hecular
hotjenjen69: quickly, time is of the essence!
jeepspeeder05: have some of my elixir
hotjenjen69: i dont drink any elixirs i dont make myself
hotjenjen69: besides u can never really trust a rogue
jeepspeeder05: u can trust me i just saved u
hotjenjen69: yes but i never know if u could be working for a force even darker than that of hecular
jeepspeeder05: how can i prove my loyalty to u
hotjenjen69: u must earn it, this is not the world u r used to
hotjenjen69: in time u will learn these things
hotjenjen69: why would i need booby trap elixir now anyway? it seems very suspicious to me
jeepspeeder05: i have a healing elixir as well
jeepspeeder05: to rejuvinate u
hotjenjen69: ok well ill have merlock test it when he comes back and we will see if u have passed the test
hotjenjen69: for now we must rest and rejuvenate
jeepspeeder05: u are so attractive
jeepspeeder05: and strong
hotjenjen69: yes i have trained long and hard in the arts
jeepspeeder05: can i see u now
hotjenjen69: i thought u could see me already??
jeepspeeder05: i want to see ur pic?
hotjenjen69: its in my prof i thought u already saw it
jeepspeeder05: i thought u had more
hotjenjen69: *i lean against a tree and stretch out*
jeepspeeder05: nice
hotjenjen69: *i unfasten the support straps on my brazier and it hangs looser*
jeepspeeder05: i wish i could see that
hotjenjen69: well no peeking!
hotjenjen69: im a noble lady u know!
jeepspeeder05: but ur courage has turned me on so much
hotjenjen69: if the council found out i was cavorting with someone outside of our realm i would have hell to pay
jeepspeeder05: they wont find out
jeepspeeder05: i promise
hotjenjen69: hmm i dont know… let me think about it while i clean up
hotjenjen69: *i walk toward the lake and test the water with my toes and shiver* ooh its cold!
jeepspeeder05: do u mind if i join u
hotjenjen69: i must do this alone to collect my thoughts… hecular told me many things which make me ponder, and i must prepare my statement to the council
jeepspeeder05: ok i will leave u alone
hotjenjen69: *i step out of my kilt and brazier and throw them down* no peeking mr rogue!
hotjenjen69: *i quickly jump into the water before your eyes have a chance to gaze upon my glorious crotch*
jeepspeeder05: i turn my back so i cant watch
jeepspeeder05 has closed photo sharing.
jeepspeeder05: u are so beautiful
hotjenjen69: yes well it is all in a days’ work of dragonslaying that my body gets so firm
jeepspeeder05: very firm
jeepspeeder05: are u ok though
hotjenjen69: yes *i clean my body with the pure lake water and scrub myself down*
jeepspeeder05: i will wait over here till ur done come and get me
hotjenjen69: *i look behind me and become very serious, sniffing the air*
hotjenjen69: i smell evil….. hecular’s guards must be abound
hotjenjen69: quickly, there isnt much time! *i dart from the water and don my armor*
jeepspeeder05: lets go
hotjenjen69: hang on a sec, all this RP is turning me on i need to go handle sumthing lol
jeepspeeder05: i wanna play with u
jeepspeeder05: do u have any more pics
jeepspeeder05: do u want me o show u something baby
jeepspeeder05: u there
jeepspeeder05: u got me all hot to
hotjenjen69: ok im back
jeepspeeder05: i want to see more pics
hotjenjen69: let us travel to the inn and boast to the others of our grand adventure
hotjenjen69: then we shall consult the council
jeepspeeder05: what did u go to do?
hotjenjen69: well i went to clean up after myself but when i got in the bathroom i ended up cleaning more than i wanted
jeepspeeder05: thats hot baby, are u horny
hotjenjen69: well kinda, cleaning up the bathroom was sort of a turnoff
jeepspeeder05: do u have a camera phone
hotjenjen69: no
jeepspeeder05: ok
hotjenjen69: god it smells in here now i think i need to do a double check in there
jeepspeeder05: ok
hotjenjen69: OMFG THAT LITTLE ASSHOLE SHIT ALL OVER THE BATHROOM
jeepspeeder05: who did?
hotjenjen69: omg it was just pee before but WHAT THE HELL
hotjenjen69: my lil bro hes like 8 he just blasted the wall with what must have been explosive shit
hotjenjen69: DAMNIT little fucker!!!!!!!
jeepspeeder05: thats gross
hotjenjen69: yea u think its gross i have to clean it up im the only one awake fucking shit
hotjenjen69: and we were about to goto the tavern too fuuuck
hotjenjen69: we’ll have to speak with the ocuncil later
jeepspeeder05: u got me so hot
hotjenjen69: ya well sry this little rogue has some poop to clean up
hotjenjen69: perhaps another time we can tell our adventures and then solve the problem of hecular
hotjenjen69: the only adventure i have in my path now is one of grueling shit cleaning
jeepspeeder05: i thought we could have some fun at the inn
hotjenjen69: ya me 2 but u kno wat i have 2 do now
hotjenjen69: this shit isnt gonna clean itself
jeepspeeder05: can u come back soon
hotjenjen69: i dunno its alot of shit but ill try
hotjenjen69: i think he had burritos
jeepspeeder05: get him up to help
hotjenjen69: i dont wanna see him hes prolly covered in it, little fucker just sprays it everywhere with no remorse or regard for anything
jeepspeeder05: please hurry back |
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