(7:55:00 PM) r33n: hello?
(7:55:29 PM) r33n: this is reen’s girlfriend
(7:55:42 PM) liam ssalc tsrif: hi
(7:55:50 PM) r33n: hi
(7:56:00 PM) r33n: reen and i just had sex about 20 minutes ago
(7:56:45 PM) liam ssalc tsrif: poke him in the stomache
(7:56:49 PM) liam ssalc tsrif: tell me if he goes “woohoo!”
(8:00:48 PM) r33n: we did missionary and then i was on top
(8:01:09 PM) liam ssalc tsrif: was he gentle
(8:01:24 PM) r33n: not really, but i told him not to be
(8:01:26 PM) r33n: i like it rough
(8:02:29 PM) liam ssalc tsrif: you should use a strap-on
(8:02:30 PM) liam ssalc tsrif: on him
(8:03:06 PM) r33n: ha, ive said that before but he said no
(8:03:09 PM) r33n: one day
(8:03:12 PM) r33n: when hes drunk
(8:03:14 PM) r33n: ill get him
(8:03:29 PM) r33n: ill take a picture for you
(8:03:33 PM) liam ssalc tsrif: do it
(8:03:41 PM) liam ssalc tsrif: teabag him as well
(8:04:01 PM) r33n: well we did oral last night
(8:04:02 PM) r33n: on him
(8:04:39 PM) liam ssalc tsrif: did you gag
(8:04:49 PM) r33n: nah, im a pro
(8:05:17 PM) r33n: not to sound like a total whore
(8:05:22 PM) r33n: its just that it wasnt my first time
(8:05:23 PM) liam ssalc tsrif: i wish i had you as a gf instead of the one i have now : (
(8:05:26 PM) r33n: took it slowly
(8:05:32 PM) r33n: aw, thanks!!
(8:05:40 PM) liam ssalc tsrif: the one i have now
(8:05:47 PM) liam ssalc tsrif: just leeches weed from me
(8:06:05 PM) liam ssalc tsrif: in return i get to make out
(8:06:19 PM) liam ssalc tsrif: so if you do the math 20$ = tongue
(8:06:19 PM) r33n: ha, reen and i made out one night when we were both drunk
(8:06:23 PM) liam ssalc tsrif: so basically i have a hooker as a gf
(8:06:23 PM) r33n: and then we started going out a week later
(8:06:26 PM) r33n: haha
(8:06:39 PM) r33n: and then we dated a little over a month before we had sex for the first time
(8:06:44 PM) r33n: man, ditch that girl
(8:06:53 PM) liam ssalc tsrif: i should
(8:07:02 PM) r33n: you could do better
(8:07:09 PM) liam ssalc tsrif: heh, well
(8:07:13 PM) liam ssalc tsrif: thats basically all florida is
(8:07:16 PM) r33n: haha
(8:07:17 PM) liam ssalc tsrif: 16 year olds with kids
(8:07:23 PM) r33n: ahh haha
(8:07:31 PM) r33n: how old are you? / your gf?
(8:07:51 PM) liam ssalc tsrif: 16(17 in 4 months)
(8:07:57 PM) liam ssalc tsrif: shes 16
(8:07:59 PM) liam ssalc tsrif: turned 16 this year
(8:08:02 PM) r33n: oh okay
(8:08:20 PM) liam ssalc tsrif: im not your average 16 year old
(8:08:21 PM) liam ssalc tsrif: but yeah
(8:08:24 PM) r33n: whats your name? my name’s Val
(8:08:35 PM) r33n: that sounds so retarded the way i said that haha
(8:08:42 PM) liam ssalc tsrif: anthony
(8:08:49 PM) r33n: “What is your name? My name is Val.”
(8:09:49 PM) liam ssalc tsrif: i forgot reens name
(8:09:51 PM) liam ssalc tsrif: ryan
(8:10:03 PM) r33n: Ryan Keith
(8:10:05 PM) r33n: ha
(8:10:29 PM) liam ssalc tsrif: langermann!
(8:10:59 PM) r33n: yup!
(8:11:01 PM) r33n: german bastard
(8:12:08 PM) liam ssalc tsrif: italian here
(8:13:33 PM) r33n: yeah, anthonys a pretty italian first name
(8:13:38 PM) r33n: is your last name pretty italian-sounding?
(8:14:45 PM) liam ssalc tsrif: indeed
(8:15:00 PM) r33n: anthony, get rid of your gf
(8:15:08 PM) r33n: not worth it
(8:15:57 PM) liam ssalc tsrif: she is quite the bitch
(8:16:29 PM) liam ssalc tsrif: she’s ok most of the time though
(8:16:35 PM) r33n: wow a bitch who leeches weed from you and doesnt give anything back? fuck that, anthony
(8:16:46 PM) r33n: you could find someone who’s better than okay nearly all the time
(8:17:04 PM) r33n: no one’s perfect, but she sounds pretty far off
(8:17:07 PM) r33n: im just saying
(8:17:12 PM) liam ssalc tsrif: she’s the first 16 year old without a stroller with a baby in it
(8:17:19 PM) liam ssalc tsrif: that ive seen in a long long time
(8:17:45 PM) r33n: ha well i guess i dont know florida
(8:17:48 PM) r33n: so maybe i should shut u
(8:17:49 PM) r33n: p
(8:19:13 PM) liam ssalc tsrif: meh
(8:19:20 PM) liam ssalc tsrif: she is a skank
(8:19:20 PM) r33n: alright we’re about to leave
(8:19:22 PM) r33n: ha
(8:19:26 PM) liam ssalc tsrif: oh
(8:19:26 PM) r33n: skanks are no good
(8:19:28 PM) r33n: especially as gfs
(8:19:41 PM) liam ssalc tsrif: hey if you want to make ryan laugh
(8:19:46 PM) liam ssalc tsrif: just say “aint even”
(8:19:55 PM) r33n: he laughed
(8:19:58 PM) liam ssalc tsrif: maybe add some tone to it
(8:20:02 PM) liam ssalc tsrif: with the even
(8:20:06 PM) r33n: haha
(8:20:07 PM) liam ssalc tsrif: “aint EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEven”
(8:20:10 PM) r33n: haha!
(8:20:33 PM) r33n: crazy anthony
(8:21:04 PM) r33n: alright we’re heading it
(8:21:04 PM) r33n: out
(8:21:05 PM) r33n: **
(8:21:09 PM) r33n: it was nice talking to you
(8:21:14 PM) r33n: good luck with your skank gf
(8:21:16 PM) liam ssalc tsrif: you too
(8:21:19 PM) r33n: ha thanks
(8:21:20 PM) liam ssalc tsrif: and your skank bf
(8:21:22 PM) r33n: hha
(8:21:25 PM) liam ssalc tsrif: (jkjk)
(8:21:28 PM) r33n: not really
(8:21:32 PM) r33n: hes pretty skanky
(8:21:36 PM) r33n: bye!
(8:21:47 PM) liam ssalc tsrif: cya
(8:21:52 PM) r33n: alright peace bro ahhA aEEEEE
(8:21:54 PM) liam ssalc tsrif: rofl
(8:21:56 PM) liam ssalc tsrif: fucker
(8:21:57 PM) r33n: haha
(8:21:57 PM) r33n: c u
(8:22:08 PM) r33n: she was snakin in a convo while i was poopin
(8:22:09 PM) r33n: aEE
(8:22:26 PM) liam ssalc tsrif: ohh
(8:23:01 PM) r33n: c u
(8:23:11 PM) r33n: c u l8r
(8:24:45 PM) liam ssalc tsrif: later
What’s even worse is that you probably sit around
all day long waiting for me to post another
comment because chatdump is your only way to talk
to me…tsk tsk…
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